What is more depressing than looking for jobs on Craigslist?

Trick question!

There is nothing more depressing.

I’m just gonna leave this here. It’s the best spam email I’ve ever gotten. No links, no attachments, no discernable reason for existence whatsoever - just five sizable paragraphs of nigh-incomprehensible gibberish about iPhones. Thanks, Tommy Ditta.

I phone Sales Break Most Data

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To put the actual iPhone 4S revenue within viewpoint, Straight talk samsung has sold Tens of millions of Samsung galaxy s The second Touch screen phones inside the first several months available on the market. That took three weeks for Apple to market 3 trillion apple iphone 4g models, and yes it required Seventy four times to offer the first thousand devices in the original iphone 3gs.

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Dozens of my pals are purchasing the particular apple iphone 4 spades. When my pals get the new apple iphones, I am sure they are going to would like a number of the awesome brand-new equipment like the iphone4 Power Asking for Case that has a integrated battery power in order to charge your own telephone whenever your iphone 3gs is actually have less battery pack veggie juice. Touch screen phones, apple iphones provided, usually are battery goblins, depleting battery packs on the pace of appear. Considering the variety of apps running, the poor Mobile phone batteries can not carry on. With many different Cell phones you should buy a long electric battery, but not so using the iPhone. You will need to send out your entire mobile phone to be able to Apple mackintosh simply to get the battery pack changed, without any iphone 3gs extended battery selection. In this case, the energy Getting Case merely is practical. It might double moment among costs.

Regardless of why, the particular iphone 3gs 4 spades income tend to be increasing! As always, gossips already are hurtling about new services from Apple mackintosh, which includes possibly the little (7 inch) apple ipad tablet not to mention the actual apple iphone 5. If your iphone 3gs 4S product sales tend to be any indication, Apple will file revenue yet again.

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• Sexting with hottest guy you’ve ever spoken to. Like, 10/10.
• Sends you a pic, you write “Mmm”
• “Mmm” autocorrects to “Mom.”
• You notice while it’s already being sent. Too late.
• You just called his dick “mom.”

Jesus, my tumblr dash just made me laugh-cry for a good twenty minutes so Imma just leave a bunch of stuff here for those of you who are up late trying to find yet another job in an endless depressing parade of marginal employment from which you are tragically unlikely to escape and THIS JUST GOT PERSONAL AND SAD.

Anyway.

My dash is excellent tonight and I thought I’d share.

You get yourself one of those rotisserie chickens from the grocery store, yeah? The ones the store had to cook because they were about to liquify into a Salmonella-puddle? And you make sure you buy it late at night, when they’re marked down because tomorrow you won’t technically be able to classify them as food. Anyway, you buy that fucker and take it home and burn the hell out of your fingers trying to pick little pieces off the carcass, and then you put those little pieces on a stale hot-dog bun, and then - sure, why not - jam a jalapeno string cheese stick on top and nuke the bastard until you can’t pick the whole mess up off the microwave turntable without burning your fingers some more. Now eat it with your stupid, blistered fingers while standing over the trash can. Fuck me, it’s delicious.

What’s that? Why yes, it HAS been a long-ass time since I’ve stopped by. I honestly can’t recall where I left off - if my profile is any indication, I was still trying not to slit my throat with a letter-opener while answering phones at a law firm. Did I mention the part about my boss being diagnosed with terminal cancer? I picked up an extra job because I figured it might come in handy after my impending lay-off, and then I started working 75-hour weeks, and time lost all meaning, and then one day I got a call from a company asking me to interview for a job for which I seemed pretty well-suited. I am, it turns out - about six months later, I’m the supervisor of my department. After I got that promotion, I quit my side-job. So for the last two weeks - between my normal 40-hour workweek at my desk job, plus the extra 20 or so hours per week it’s taking me to wrestle the department into working order, PLUS the extra-heavy rage-schedule assigned to me by my annoyed manager at my side-job - I’ve worked myself literally to the point of hallucination (just shy of 100 hours per week, if you’re curious to know about how much work it takes to get there).

Now I’ve got a comparatively breezy 60 hours of work per week, and I go to sleep before midnight, and I have actual days off - entire days when I don’t go to work at all.

I think I’m going insane.

I can’t stop eating my meals while standing in front of the refrigerator, or driving to work, or sitting at my desk and typing with one hand. I can’t sleep without pills and I can’t wake up without caffeine. I’m lonelier than I ever thought possible - despite my general tendency towards introversion, it definitely monkeys with one’s head to go from spending evenings in the company of friendly coworkers and customers to spending them alone. I bought a tortoise online. I keep peeling the skin from around my fingernails and hearing my name being called. I think I might have some sort of permanent grocery-scanning shoulder injury. My department is rapidly outgrowing our facility, and there are too many people in our office for the air conditioner to keep up - it’s always hot, and everyone is so close together I can hear their breathing and swallowing and gurgling stomachs. If you stand close to someone and pay attention, you can feel the way the air between you is just a little warmer and more humid, did you know? And we’re all still going to die, never forget that.

Anyway. I guess this means I’ll have some spare time as long as I can suppress the urge to scream in the face of every last one of my subordinates (it’s harder than it sounds). Now I just have to decide what to do first: write a screenplay about a ghost who’s not really a ghost, write a screenplay about pizza delivery in the zombie apocalypse, or start creating the art projects I’ve been imagining for years (which means I probably need to take horology and taxidermy classes, and buy some equipment, and designate a workspace, and you know, maybe I’ll just try to write a screenplay for now).